Loose Strife

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• 1 PJ // Jan 31, 2010 at 10:18 am

  I went to the gas station, said, “Fill ‘er up, Harry” The guy said “Regular?” I said, “No, put on a gorilla suit And dance like a fairy”

• 2 Brian // Jan 31, 2010 at 8:50 pm

  My favorite Emo joke is written up in an article by Emo himsel about how it was voted the best religion joke of all time (the written version loses his magical sense of timing, but still good):
  http://www.guardian.co.uk/stage/2005/sep/29/comedy.religion

• 3 Heather Coleman Arbeen // Feb 5, 2010 at 9:17 am

  “I like to shop in downtown Downers Grove
  It doesn’t take big bucks, and everyone there really is nice ….
  I went to the pet shop, said, ‘I want a parrot’
  The Guy said, ‘How ’bout a cockatoo?’
  I said, ‘No thanks, just a bird’ …
  I went into the clothing store and I made up my mind
  I wasn’t going to let any pushy salesman pressure me into buying something I didn’t need…
  So after I bought the kilts ….”
  To my knowledge, the “cockatoo” joke was the only “potty humor” Laura ever would admit to laughing at 😉

• 4 justin coleman // Feb 6, 2010 at 10:49 am

  “I was walking down the street, when something caught my eye…and dragged it fifteen feet.”
  and, of course, another line that Laura had to explain to me:
  “I went to the bakery just the other day
  I said to the girl, “Do you have a zwieback?”
  She said, “I always slouch this way”