Loose Strife

Well, it’s been a long dry period in the local police blotter until this month’s issue arrived in my mailbox today.
First, more excitement on infamous Bug Hill Road on Wednesday, May 7, 4:40pm: Report of a medical emergency on Bug Hill Road; child with lego stuck inside his nose.
The next day, Thursday, May 8, at an unspecified location, but probably Bug Hill Road (where else?), 6:45pm: Report of an annoying smoke alarm which was persistently sounding in the absence of smoke. Officer responded as well as the Ashfield Fire Chief; cause determined to be the old disposed-of smoke detector in the trash bin. The battery was removed and the alarm subsided.
And last, on Saturday, May 24, 6:15pm: Report of a juvenile locked out of residence; juvenile advised that she had brownies baking in the oven. Officer sent; access was gained in to the residence without incident.
Without incident? That must mean that the brownies were saved!