Small town police logs are always a source of a good laugh. And the New England dry humor makes this terse report into the first section I read. Ashfield’s log will predictably have a least one memorable report (my mother-in-laws favorite was something along the lines of “Woman reported motionless lying on lawn. Officer sent. Woman had fallen asleep while reading book”), but the best I’ve yet to read appeared this past week:
Saturday, Nov 17, 6:45 pm: 911 call on Bug Hill Road; reported as a female out of conrol because she did not receive a chicken dinner. Officer sent; dinner was prepared.
So many questions unanswered.
